14 Aug 2014
10.32pm
11
"How do you /accidentally/ buy sixty birthday cakes?”

flint-and-kindling:

ask-wilson:

flint-and-kindling:

"I.. umm.." She pokes her head out from inside the birthday cake fort she built. She’d soon be dispatching these to the other survivors but for now, they were a fort. "Have you ever been drunk, Wilson? Don’t get drunk. I don’t even know where these came from or what I did to obtain them in the first place."

"Oh…But they’re not that bad. I don’t think it’s-…"

His eye twitched and the scientist clutched his stomach.

"……….I-I made a mistake..”

"Oh jeez." She crawls out of the cake fort to tend to Wilson. "You gonna be alright buddy? I knew there had to be something wrong with this stuff."

T-There was something..in that c-cake…thinking a-about it i-it smells l-like lye…M..M-My insides are p-probably going t-to melt s-slower since i-it was c-cooked into a cake..”

The scientist spat blood.

"U-Ugh..W-Well I-I’ll always c-come back…"

14 Aug 2014
10.27pm
3
*pokes Wilson* Hey!

muffycake:

ask-wilson:

Wilson jumped a little when he was poked. The scientist fixed his glasses and turned to the girl.

"Ah..Hello,Miss…Can I help you with something?"

"Yeah…uh..sorry if I bother you..uhm..do you know where my tallbird is? I can’t find him." she said.

"It’s fine." he paled a bit and fixed his glasses at the mention of her tallbird.

"Ah..I’m not sure,Madam. I don’t really see many tallbirds since I’m living in this pig village."

14 Aug 2014
10.13pm
Wolfie: "I am wolfie, now where am i?"

"Ah…Hello Wolfie. I’m Wilson."

Oh…She made a deal too?..But how and why would Maxwell go after a horse?

”..You’re stranded on an island in the middle of nowhere…And everything here wants to kill survivors like you and me.”

14 Aug 2014
10.11pm
You find a girl (who looks like my picture) knocked out cold, what do you do

Wilson squints at the body on the ground.

"Oh dear.." he muttered turning her over with his foot.

Is she dead?

"Eep!" the scientist squeaked a bit frighted by her doll like face.

He slowly started to back away.

13 Aug 2014
4.55pm
11
"How do you /accidentally/ buy sixty birthday cakes?”

flint-and-kindling:

ask-wilson:

flint-and-kindling:

"I.. umm.." She pokes her head out from inside the birthday cake fort she built. She’d soon be dispatching these to the other survivors but for now, they were a fort. "Have you ever been drunk, Wilson? Don’t get drunk. I don’t even know where these came from or what I did to obtain them in the first place."

Well that’s a shame. Wilson coud’ve used a drink so many times these past few days…

"…" he grins.

"Well I don’t think you’re using these the right way." the scientist teased with a chuckle and another bite of the cake.

There’s a loud huff from within the cake fort before Willow completely stands up with her hands on her hips. “Did you not hear me say that I don’t know where these came from? They could be poisoned for all I know!” Which is exactly why a fort was a more practical use.

"Oh…But they’re not that bad. I don’t think it’s-…"

His eye twitched and the scientist clutched his stomach.

"……….I-I made a mistake..”

13 Aug 2014
2.11pm
11
"How do you /accidentally/ buy sixty birthday cakes?”

flint-and-kindling:

ask-wilson:

flint-and-kindling:

"I.. umm.." She pokes her head out from inside the birthday cake fort she built. She’d soon be dispatching these to the other survivors but for now, they were a fort. "Have you ever been drunk, Wilson? Don’t get drunk. I don’t even know where these came from or what I did to obtain them in the first place."

"…HOW DO YOU EVEN GET INTOXICATED ON AN ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!???" he actually really wanted to know.

”..Well whatever at least you got food…” he took a cake and started eating it.

"Er.. it’s a secret." She rubs the back of her neck and slips back down into the fort. Sunlight pokes through it as Wilson removes one of the ‘bricks’ and she glares at him through the crack. "Hey! I’m still using these, y’know!"

Well that’s a shame. Wilson coud’ve used a drink so many times these past few days…

"…" he grins.

"Well I don’t think you’re using these the right way." the scientist teased with a chuckle and another bite of the cake.

13 Aug 2014
2.08pm
5
I think you've wandered onto the wrong side of the island pal. The human side is that way.

"Ya’ know."

"Since you don’t want me here I think I’m going to stay awhile,pal.”

13 Aug 2014
2.02pm
12

For shark week Maxwell floods the island and over populate it with shark anglerfish hybrids))

Then gives the survivors tiny boats to see how fast they can paddle to get away from them))

13 Aug 2014
1.56pm
11
"How do you /accidentally/ buy sixty birthday cakes?”

flint-and-kindling:

"I.. umm.." She pokes her head out from inside the birthday cake fort she built. She’d soon be dispatching these to the other survivors but for now, they were a fort. "Have you ever been drunk, Wilson? Don’t get drunk. I don’t even know where these came from or what I did to obtain them in the first place."

"…HOW DO YOU EVEN GET INTOXICATED ON AN ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!???" he actually really wanted to know.

”..Well whatever at least you got food…” he took a cake and started eating it.